0:00- Intro
0:55- Erling Haaland has 14 goals in his first eight Premier League starts
12:38- North London is red
21:52- Sounders and Rapids miss the playoffs after being the top two seeds in the Western Conference last season
29:44- Collin shares his feelings on the Mariners breaking their 21-year playoff drought
35:43- Outro
Blinded by Sports (10-5): Erling Haaland is not human